my dad just knocked over my model Death Star and broke it
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 26, 2015
but he did not apologize
he said people should stop making Death Stars
I'm shaking
Author Archives: Jake Spurlock
Jake is a geek, designer, and HTML+CSS lover. Taker of photos, and sometimes skiing and biking... He spends his time daydreaming about new WordPress themes and playing baseball and softball.
@anildash @lisapowell22 The way I…
@anildash @lisapowell22 The way I see it, they are just free days off work... 😉
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 24, 2015
Checked in at REI
Checked in at REI.
@anildash Yeah, but we do…
@anildash Yeah, but we do tell people to have a happy thanksgiving, ask if people are having a BBQ on the 4th…
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 24, 2015
@anildash Sorry, *not a requirement…
@anildash Sorry, *not a requirement for*
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 24, 2015
@anildash Christmas day is a…
@anildash Christmas day is a federal holiday, and religion is a requirement for greetings…
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 24, 2015
Checked in at Target
Checked in at Target.
Checked in at Soma Pizza
Checked in at Soma Pizza.
@tcarmody @brbarrett @pierce Look at…
@tcarmody @brbarrett @pierce Look at you, making puns like a smooth criminal.
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 23, 2015
@tcarmody @brbarrett @pierce You are…
@tcarmody @brbarrett @pierce You are not alone thinking about stuff like this. I am here with you...
— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) December 23, 2015