“CP said he was OK as he got into his Maybach. That Maybach may as well have been a hearse. He’s done.”

— @SherwoodStrauss last night

— Marcus Thompson (@ThompsonScribe) May 25, 2018

me: hey it was nice meeting you the other day, do you wanna grab drinks some time?

*several days pass*

her, finally: We’ve updated our Privacy Policy.

— Phuc Pham (@thephucpham) May 25, 2018

At some point, it just needs to become about seeing if Curry can make some magic. Just KD/Steph pick and rolls the rest of the game. Series.
Playoffs.
Decade.

— Marcus Thompson (@ThompsonScribe) May 25, 2018

Double covered.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) May 25, 2018

I'm in tears hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah. Cp just shimmy'd back lololol... this isn't the end of that story.

— Jamal Crawford (@JCrossover) May 25, 2018

Chris Paul is a bitch.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) May 25, 2018

Not alone amigo.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) May 25, 2018

It’s terrifying knowing there are monsters out there who don’t include their contact information in their email signature. They could be people passing me on the street. Neighbors. Friends. Anyone.

— Bryce H. (@RoniBWH) May 24, 2018

Why can’t I retweet this.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) May 24, 2018