Dear Martha,
— John Ales AF™️ (@IAmJohnAles) June 12, 2022
I write to you from the U-haul. My fellow patriots smell unspeakably foul but there is also much hate to go around.
Must close now.
Someone is knocking on the rear door.
Buford went on a search for Chil-Fil-A. Perhaps it is he.
Cletus