Spouse: I really don't want to get preggo at BYU. I'm going to get an IUD.— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) May 4, 2022
BYU student health center: We don't really do these. But we'll try!
Spouse: Oh wow, this is really painful and causing a lot of discomfort!
BYU: Oh, looks like it was done wrong and you are preggo now!