Hi, kids. I’m Donald “David Dennison” Trump. I have 5 kids by 3 women all of whom I cheated on and I once bragged on tape about grabbing women’s vaginas. I’m here today to talk to you about abstinence. https://t.co/PtEGpnrKak
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 11, 2018