Is your child texting about the War of 1812?
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) January 25, 2018
LMAO - loyalist militia attacking ohio
WTF - warn the federalists
SMH - send more horses
GTG - garrison troops guarding
FML - fort mackinac liberated
BBW - british burning washington
RT @psybermonkey: Is your child…
