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The Sacramento Kings won’t need to make any changes. https://t.co/ipteqA0zGA

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) November 5, 2020

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— Jon Desrosiers (@desrosj) October 28, 2020

Close, but missing 7 and 9.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) November 5, 2020

I have two VIP hoodies and no Pagely hoodies so math ain’t checking out.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) November 5, 2020

Tired: me
Wired: me

— Brittany Shammas (@britsham) November 5, 2020

Wolf Blitzer has been going for like 48 hours straight.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) November 5, 2020

Georgia is the difference between the White House and the outhouse.

— Jake Spurlock (@whyisjake) November 5, 2020

I’ve figured it out. The strategy is to count in AZ and NV; not count in NC, and GA; miscount in PA; recount in WI; and then hope for a Supreme Court discount. https://t.co/evPrvVCDV6

— nxthompson (@nxthompson) November 5, 2020

2020 screenwriters: “What if we count urban counties and mail-in ballots last so that half the country has a heart attack, half is elated, then it reverses overnight? Is that too gimmicky?”

[Whole writer’s room bursts into laughter] pic.twitter.com/BUtxM8Rzc6

— Eugene Wei (@eugenewei) November 4, 2020