A Man’s Best Friend

My father-in-law shared this with me, and I thought it was worth repeating.

Dog, a man’s best friend

Charley Burden was a small-time farmer of Big Creek in Johnson County, Missouri.  He had a hound dog, most farmers did.  Charley called him Drum.  On a neighboring farm lived Lon Hornsby, Charley’s brother-in-law.  Hornsby began missing chickens from his barnyard and blamed his loss on old Drum.  He threatened to do something about it if he missed any more.

In the early evening of October 28, 1869, old Drum dragged himself home with a fatal charge of buckshot in his flanks.  To Charley Burden it was like losing a member of the family.

Lon Hornsby angrily denied he was responsible.  Burden sued not knowing that his case would become famous.  He hired George G. Vest, who later was to become a U.S. Senator.  He is now best remembered for his dog speech.

It was the night of September 23, 1870, when, after a bare summation of the points, Vest in a quiet and confident voice began:

Gentlemen of the Jury:  The best friend a man has in the world may turn against him and become his enemy.  The son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful.  Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name may become traitors to their faith.  The money that a man has he may lose.  It flies away from him, perhaps, when he needs it most.  A man’s reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of illconsidered action.  The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud on our heads.  The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. 

A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and sickness.  He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master’s side.  He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world.  He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince; he is constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.  If fortune drives the master forth in an outcast world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege that that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies.  And when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace, and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there, by the grave side will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad, but open to alert watchfulness, faithful and true, even to death.

Vest spoke to the jury less than three minutes.  But even that was longer than it took the jury to bring in a verdict in favor of old Drum.

Taken from Veterinary Scope, Vol. XII, No. 1, 1967

How I Did It…

I mentioned a little while ago that I would do a follow up post on how I handled all of the streaming during WordCamp Utah. Basically, here is the breakdown…

Cameras

 I used two, Canon HV30 video cameras. These were tied into two of my computers, an Apple MacBook Pro, and an Apple iMac.

Audio

 I ran some microphones into an MultiMix 8 Firewire Mixer. This gave me an eight channel mixer that I could run some bump music, a Rode VIDEOMIC Mic for house audio, and a podium mic. I took the mix out of this, and ran it into the mic input of the iMac, my primary device. When I was testing, I ran into a bug that only allowed for the first two channels to be mixed when I was going into the computer via FireWire, so I ended up taking the mix out into the computer with 2-1/4″ mono jacks into a 1/8″ stereo jack. This allowed me to do a full eight channel mix (not needed) into the computer.

UStream

I created a UStream.tv account, and then started a broadcast on both of the computers. When you start the broadcast, it will ask for access to your camera, which you should grant. You then change the access from your web cam, to the firewire channel, or the DV video. Whichever one shows the camera. From there, you are ready to start the broadcast with a solo camera, and audio through the mixing board. 

Make It Cool…

If you really want to boost our Ustream street cred, then you use two cameras, and CamTwist for graphics. I mentioned earlier that I had two cameras, and two computers for streaming. This is important if you want to switch the video. More about that in a second. 

CamTwist is an application that works as an interrupt to the video flow. As such it allows you to add video effects, titles, and is able to not only use your camera, but pull other sources into the mix like your desktop (handy with demos and powerpoints) and movies. 

The secret to getting CamTwist to work is having the all of the browser windows shut down, then starting up with CamTwist already running. Once you have enable the broadcast, select CamTwist from the video control menu, and you are ready to go. Before the event, I made title cards, and a watermark that I could leave as overlays through the event. This can really add to your production value.

Lastly, to enable multiple cameras on the same stream, you need to search for the name of the other stream that you are broadcasting, and add it to your stream as a cohost. Then, resize that window to match your other video source. You can then switch between the two sources. In the live events that I have done, I found it useful to have one camera on the powerpoint, and one on the speaker. In the future, I would prefer to have the powerpoint from the speaker, and then just use a laptop streaming that only. Then I could get a cleaner video of that source.

So, that is what I did. Have you done anything like that before?

Unisex?

I saw this ad on Facebook and had to laugh. Normally, due to Facebook’s “Social Ads”, I get a lot of American Apparel ads that show girls in their underwear. (They must know that I am a dude, and therefore likely to click on there ad.) This time though, they felt the need to advertise a unisex shirt, and to do so by finding the most unisex model they could find. As a side note, facial hair does not necessarily mean it is a dude… The only thing that would have been more androgynous would be to have Pat and Chris, or Tilda Swinton.

WordCamp Utah

I am really excited to be part of WordCamp Utah this year. I was asked by Joseph Scott to handle video production for the event. To make this event extra special, and more open and accessible to everyone, I have decided to stream all sessions using UStream.tv. The official channel can be located here. To add to the awesomeness of the event I thought I would detail some of the technical details surrounding doing to a multicam, livecast of the event. Details to follow.

Event Specifics:

When? Saturday 27 September 2008
Where? Novell (1800 Novell Place) Open Source Technology Center in Provo, Utah — Map
Why? Bring together people interested in WordPress, blogging (and the web in general) to talk about what’s possible, where’s it going.
Hope to see you there!