Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing Related: Ron Swanson on Food via Pick Me! » Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing. Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditLike this:Like Loading... Published by Jake Spurlock Jake is a geek, designer, and HTML+CSS lover. Taker of photos, and sometimes skiing and biking... He spends his time daydreaming about new WordPress themes and playing baseball and softball. View all posts by Jake Spurlock