“Why do we capitalize the word “I”? There’s no grammatical reason for doing so, and oddly enough, the majuscule “I” appears only in English.”
“Update: When Cinematical reached Smith for a quote, he had this to say on the decision: "I'm very happy with the result of the appeals process. Sadly, however, it doesn't cure my biggest headache: I'm still grossly overweight."”
“Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Bay was in LaBeouf's hospital room right now with a giant freakin' robot and a camera shooting away, while screaming, "Just get everything ... we'll figure it all out in post!" ”
“For $25, that's actually not bad, though the usefulness doesn't totally expunge the fact that cell phone holsters are the pocket protectors of the gadget world.”
“This so-called experiment of Microsoft’s is an insult to science, and to our intelligence. And I am dying to see the out-takes from their shoot. I mean, how many people do you suppose like being told, “Hey, this giant, unpopular monopolistic software company just made an ass out of you! Ha ha! Our leading scienticians just PROVED that you LOVE VISTA and WANT TO MARRY IT. You are TOTALLY GAY for Vista! Haaaaaaa HAAAAAAA!””
-What Garbage- “WASHINGTON — After spending much of the summer searching for an effective line of attack against Senator Barack Obama, Senator John McCain is beginning a newly aggressive campaign to define Mr. Obama as arrogant, out of touch and unprepared for the presidency.”
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“DETROIT—After responding to a fire at elite nightclub Tech-Noir, all 20 members of Ladder Company 24 were denied entrance and forced to stand behind the velvet rope guarding the A-list inferno as it raged on well into early Sunday morning. "There was no way I could let them in dressed like that," said bouncer Ken Hess, who asked emergency personnel to step aside while he allowed a group of good-looking, scantily clad women directly into the blaze. "If they had brought some ladies with them, then maybe. But we have to maintain some standards here." While the firefighters were reportedly saddened by the sight of 63 people burning to death, on the way back to the firehouse they agreed the club was probably just full of stuck-up bitches anyway.”
“"At first I was a bit puzzled by the role played by Scarecrow in the opening scenes of The Dark Knight. My own interpretation is a pretty simple one: That after suffering defeat at the hands of Batman (well, he actually got tazered by Rachel Dawes) the bad doctor has devolved into little more than a street-level drug dealer. The implication is made that drugs are hard to come by in Gotham, so it seems to me that poor Dr. Crane is peddling his "evil spray" to the drug-addicted sleazebags of Gotham City. Kind of a cool way to show how low a "super-villain" can fall, but I kinda wish Nolan had found a way to team the Joker up with the Scarecrow..."”